Saturday, June 27, 2009

Four leaf clover

I was hiking somewhere with a large group of people. Maybe we were tourists or something. The scenery was pretty dry brush, similar to what you would find if you went hiking in Arizona or the California hills.

We wandered into some sort of old structure. The people who lived there told us to stand against the chain link wall. Someone in the group noticed that the fence might be an electric fence. Someone else stated that if everyone peed on the wall it would prevent the electric charge from touching us. So all the men peed on the wall. I was standing next to a man and I said "don't pee on me!" and he peed on part of my leg and I said "you peed on me! you peed on me!"

The bad people set the charge on the electric fence and we were all still alive! The next thing I know I was climbing somewhere.
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I don't know if this is part of the same dream or not.

I was running through a neighborhood with my little sister. I seemed younger than I really am. We were running from people that were trying to find us in a black car. We got to a cul-de-sac and saw a very high up tree-house. We climbed up to the tree-house and hid behind it.

As we were waiting for the black car to go away, I was looking down at the ground and notice these huge, clover-like plants. I started looking to see if I could find a 4 leafed one. I saw one.

The black car went away and we still stayed hidden. Then we saw a limousine pull up behind the house and we assumed that was the owner. We climbed down and jumped halfway to the ground. We looked into the limo and saw a Japanese lady with a body guard and 2 other ladies in the car. I asked her if we could get a ride to wherever she was going. She agreed, so my sister and I got in the limo.
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I was in a very old house, with tons of huge antique paintings on the wall. I was visiting the family that lived there because I needed a place to stay for a while. It didn't seem like I knew them very well and I'm not even sure if I was myself. There were purple streaks in my hair.

I took a bath and went into the bedroom where I was staying. Shortly after, this girl not much younger than me, crawls into bed and asks if she can stay with me tonight. She seemed very frightened so I said it was OK. She had pink streaks in her hair. There was another bed next to where I was and a younger boy, who was her brother occupied that one.

The girl kept checking the time. Soon she pulled up the covers and stared frightened into the dark of the room. Something happened and then shadowy figures were showing up at the end of the room where the balcony was.

We checked around the bed for weapons and we found 3 fencing swords. Now there were two girls next to me, one of them had tiny fencing swords and an extremely sharp knife. I gave a sword to the young boy and the other girl and I kept one for myself. We sat on the bed, anticipating what was coming.

The figures started getting closer. As their forms started to take shape we noticed that they were gnomes, also equipped with fencing swords. I fenced as best I could, trying to take out as many as possible, but I soon found out that fencing is a lot harder than it looks. It is especially hard when you are standing ground on a bed. My sword was very bendy and if i swung it too fast it was worthless.

I managed to take out two gnomes while everyone else was struggling as well. Everyone but myself had lost their weapon and was trying to do their best not to die. There are some taller ogre looking swordsmen at this point and we hear a voice say that there are 2 more waves of 10 swordsmen on their way. I think to myself that I can't possibly manage this on my own.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Courting

I was somewhere with a few friends. They were trying to seduce me. I went to a restaurant with a fairly overweight guy and he bought me fried chicken. There was a Mexican band playing. We went to his place.

As soon as I got inside, the guy was no longer there. Someone else was and this new person was in the shower. While he was in the shower, I was trying to find something sexy to wear.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Arctic Adventures

I was exploring, I can't remember if I was alone or not. The terrain was covered in snow and ice, almost like I was in a gigantic glacial cavern. I remember trying to think of ways to stay warm and I dug holes in the ground. There might have been a decommissioned vehicle crashed and surrounded by snow.

I was outside now, crossing a small creek on a beautiful sunny day.
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I went to a college reunion. Tons of people that I knew from college were there and we were all talking, reminiscing and spreading news. It seemed like these reunions were common, and that we were part of a secret club or society.

The person in charge called our attention and we all sat down and waited anxiously. He was announcing why the few people that weren't present couldn't make it. Most people were on vacation, and then he came to the name of one of my ex boyfriends' (The only one that I very much particularly dislike). He said that he was murdered.

I burst out in tears and I was bawling (This is really weird, I really don't like this guy). I kept crying and crying that I "always knew the Indians would get him." I couldn't believe they had actually found him.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Oh, the things you will see

I was driving home from Echo Park today and I stopped at a stop light. I looked over at an apartment complex and saw some things.

First, I saw a lady leaning out of her window feeding pigeons. Her window was being flooded with a swarm of pigeons. I don't really think I've seen a pigeon lady before now. It reminded me of Home Alone or Mary Poppins.

Second, I noticed something hanging from the story above the pigeon lady. I didn't see it for long enough but I'm pretty sure it was a sock monkey tied to the top of the window. It was being held there by a noose made out of string. There it was dangling, right above the pigeon lady. I wonder if she knew.

Monday, June 1, 2009

American Splendor

I left work on my lunch break to go to Target with my friend Mandy. I needed to pick up a few things and then get back on time. Target didn't have the things we needed, so we drove to American Apparel, which seemed to be a lot further than I remembered it being.

When we got there, it was already time for me to get back to work and we were in the middle of no where. I told Mandy that we needed to leave and she said "No." At this point several of my friends were there at the store and we were all sitting in a circle on the floor in the middle of the store. I reached for my cell phone to say that I was running late and it was no where to be found. Then Mandy says that she took my cell phone so that I couldn't call work. She was very angry this whole time. None of my friends had their cell phones with them and the store wouldn't let me use their phone. I asked where the nearest pay phone was and they told me it was 3/4 of a mile away.

It was cold outside and we were in a very bad neighborhood. I took one step outside and saw a really creepy guy standing at the corner, so I went back inside the store. I begged for Mandy to give my phone back and she wouldn't. She had hid it somewhere that I wouldn't be able to find. I pleaded that I was going to get fired and I really needed my job. She didn't care, she wanted me to have a "fun day off." Hours and hours went by and it was dark outside. I was crying and crying because she had no idea how important my job was and didn't really care.

I think I did end up getting fired, and I had no idea what to do.